This place seemed the safest to rant on so here I am....
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts